I've been busy with getting a new pro-music radio station up and running-- well, I've been busy with that and taking care of my beautiful pigs. Guy, how are things at home? Do you think you'll be able to drop by to visit them soon? They miss you so.

But I do have a radio station, and only one person has volunteered to help with it! There must be more than one of you out there that is interested in getting around this ban, isn't there?

If I were to offer up one of my radio stations up to the rebellion for communications (and possibly music late at night, though that may be slightly to risky,) would any one be willing to act as a DJ for it? I don't want to use any of my morning talk show host-- well, maybe Guy, as he is rather trustworthy.

I'm afraid I won't be able to pay you; the government has been looking in at where I spend my money recently. But, if it's all for a good cause, who needs pay? Right?

A fire, was it? I've got my suspicions as to who it was, though... I think they may be unaware of the connections they have.

Asch, I've also heard about you, and your decisions regarding your 'family business.' Really, I am surprised. But I suppose there's no changing your stubborn mind, is there?

This business with my pigs is getting me rather riled up inside over our city's strange laws; first they take away music, and now they are slowly trying to take away my children?

My connections have been telling me that there is a peaceful protest planned, and I'm all for going, but if I were to get caught... well, it doesn't really matter anymore. The lives of my pigs and the thousands of pigs before them are worth more than my own! And, I suppose the music ban is rather unfortunate, too...

Sometimes I wonder why I don't just pack up and move away.

I bought two new pigs the other day: Luke and Asch. They are really quite darling, except Asch has the most foul temper-- Guy, I hope he didn't give you too much of a problem when you took him out for a walk?

At least, my other pigs enjoyed the exercise. Guy, can you come by tomorrow around 4 to do it again? Also, on the way to my house there is a small convenience store-- if you could pick me up some milk (2%, please) and some eggs. And possible some cake mix? Also, some celery. My kitchen is so bare right now.

Also, I got another letter from the town council telling me I couldn't have so many pigs. I threw away the letter, of course, but it is the fourth or fifth one that I've received, and I'm starting to wonder if the town might decide to come take them away soon... Jade, do you know any way around this? I don't know what I would do if I lost my pigs.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The eating of pork, bacon, sausage, ham, and any other such pig-related foods can lead to general crankiness, enormous weight gain, uncontrollable bouts of anger, drug use, death, and in certain cases, erectile dysfunction.

One prime example is Asch fon Fabre! Let him serve as a warning! Do not let this happen to you!

My beloved Nephry!pig got out of the house today, and I absolutely exhausted myself chasing her about town. Bad Nephry! No special bath time with Daddy tonight!

Also, my dearest employee Guy, you've been taking quite a bit of time off lately! Is there something going on that your boss should know about? I do care about your wellbeing, you know. Our ratings have fallen dismally since your disappearance-- not that that matters, of course, as your health is far more important-- but I hope to see you back soon, if that's at all possibly?

Ah, I must go! Frings!pig has gotten into the cupboard again.